Best I've heard lately

[music man]

A couple were laying in bed when the wife said I'm going downstairs for a cuppa.Do you want one? No thanks I'll read my book. After tripping up and laying at the bottom of the stairs for 5 minutes she shouted out "did you hear me fall down the stairs? He replied no, I thought it was the start of Eastenders.

[Soner]

funny!