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Its an age thing

Posted: Thu 15 Jan 2015 2:58 pm
by topten
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's
to see some friends and have some grub, and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me
which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.

Re: Its an age thing

Posted: Thu 15 Jan 2015 3:14 pm
by Mollie the cat
My wife had a text message from a friend it said, " a woman has been found in the park, she has droopy breasts, fat backside, large belly, and not wearing knickers" her friend then wrote, please text me Janet and let me know you are OK.