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Getting Old

Posted: Fri 27 Feb 2015 6:37 am
by topten
> > A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for
> > lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
> > Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
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> > Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they
> > should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
> > Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The
> > food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
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> > Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
> > should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
> > Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
> > could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value
> > for money.
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> > Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
> > meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
> > Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
> > accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
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> > Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
> > meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
> > Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.