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Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Mon 24 Aug 2015 1:45 pm
by dippersgirl
German Anti Greek jokes found on the Greek Cyprus Forum:

What is the difference between a pizza and a Greek man? A pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why are there no Greeks on Star trek? they don't work in the future either.

How do they start the Athens Marathon?...roll a donut down Odos Ermou.

Where is the best place to hide something from a Greek? under his tool box.

Why are there no Greeks on Futurama?

I don't know but the future will be great!

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A German family lives on the top floor. A Italian family lives on the second floor. A Greek family lives on the bottom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrible earthquake hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
The German family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

Woman knocks on the door selling raffle tickets for poor Greek pensioners.
Man opens door and says “F@#k that, with my luck I’d probably win one”

Why do Greeks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hair on their heads.

What do Greeks have in common with vending machines?
from the They both don’t work and always take your money.

A Greek goes into a library and says, “I looking for a book…”
The librarian interrupts and says, “F$%k off, you won’t bring it back!”

A Greek and a Gyspy are riding in car. Who’s driving?
A cop.

I’ve always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a Greek family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were constantly being slammed, there was shouting and plates smashing into the small hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn’t get that damn Greek family to move out.

Did you hear about the guy that broke into the Hardware and stole thousands of Euros worth of work tools?
Nobody knows who he is yet, but police say, “it certainly wasn’t a Greek.”

Why don't Greek dwarves sing "Hi Ho", because they refuse to go to work.

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Mon 24 Aug 2015 2:19 pm
by dippersgirl
But it says there is too much humour for them to be German - they must be GC

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Tue 25 Aug 2015 8:28 am
by wanderer
Purely for balance
‘I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.’

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Tue 25 Aug 2015 9:27 am
by wanderer

I was going to tell the joke about a german sausage but it was worst

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Tue 25 Aug 2015 11:32 am
by squashmad
wanderer - Darren Walsh has just won the joke of the year award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for this!!

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Tue 25 Aug 2015 11:38 am
by wanderer
Oh dam rumbled the other joke is his as well
life's for laughing as well as living

Re: Jokes found on a greek Cyprus forum

Posted: Tue 25 Aug 2015 8:32 pm
by dippersgirl