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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

All blondies have one brain cell usually.which blondy has two brain cells?

Pregnant one

Old ones are always the best.

> A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked on the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
> her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
> product?"
> She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
> "If you don't mind me asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"
> "We use it for sex," she said.
> The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that
most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.. Since you've been so frank, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
>
> The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it
> on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."