Joke A couples pledge

[Royalcorpsoftranspor]

>
> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform the other if there is sex after death.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.
>
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
>
> True to his word, he made the first contact:
>
> "Marion ... Marion "
>
> "Is that you, Bob?"
>
> "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
>
> "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
>
> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
> it's off to the golf course.
>
> I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
> more times.
>
> Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
> around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
> afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again.
> Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed
> sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
>
> "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
>
>
>
> "No...........I'm a rabbit in Norfolk!

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[Edi]

Loved it,

[blackbird]

Ha Ha....nice one............