Kibkom North Cyprus Forum

Daftland
>
> We live in a country called Daftland
> The England we knew is no more
> Where sensible people do ludicrous things
> Or risk breaking some Daftland law.
>
> In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
> Less the villain has cause to complain
> And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
> Means your free with no stain to your name.
>
> You had better leave lights on in buildings
> When you lock up and go home at night
> 'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
> And there's no way you'll be in the right.
>
> When speaking be wary in Daftland
> As some terms that you've used all your life
> Now have connotations unintended
> And you'll end up in all sorts of strife.
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> We elect politicians in Daftland
> To give us the laws of the land
> Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
> The whole thing has got out of hand.
>
> The borders are open in Daftland
> And of migrants there's no keeping track
> Just a few of the thousands illegally here
> Will ever be caught and sent back.
>
> The exception to this is the hero
> Who fought for this land in the war
> He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
> So he's not welcome here any more.
>
> When the history is written of Daftland
> Historians may just recall
> That the craziest people in Daftland
> Were the public who put up with it all.
>
> Work harder; millions on benefits depend on your taxes!
>
> Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!!!!!
>
> “Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich
> country and
> giving it to the rich people of a poor country.”

Spot On!!!

Brilliant!

This is precisely why we have abandoned it!

We still have to pay our taxes though so we must be daft too!

Merry Christmas

Luv it topten, agreed, that is why I left daftland and the weather of course!!!!

Take it you "expats" are UKIP supporters - in another land!!
You spoilt this country and are now doing the same to another.
I don't suppose you do "irony " ????

Speak for yourself Sandman!

I am not a UKIP supporter and I choose to live a quiet life in the TRNC, accepting of their rules and regulations.

Many of my friends are TC so please do not tag us all with the same brush until you know your facts.

Sandman wrote:Take it you "expats" are UKIP supporters - in another land!!
You spoilt this country and are now doing the same to another.
I don't suppose you do "irony " ????

Get a LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am returning to the UK and yes though its none of your bloody business I will be voting for UKIP, solely to rid the muppets what have allowed our Country to be the dumping ground for all the human dregs from Europe. This is why our country is in the state its in giving free hand-outs to the unwashed drug taking idle b~###@ds that won't work, British born and the others. Now look what you have done spoiled my Christmas.

Needs sending to the leaders of each party ,along with her majesty .

They should all read and weep .

I'm not a ukip supporter either ..I'm !

Kav

Ironic indeed. "Be careful what you think as you become your thoughts," is a quote that comes to mind, and also the Buddha's dying words. "Change is inherent in all sentient beings. Choose your salvation with diligence."
Yes the world including the UK is changing as all human beings do but if we cling to old ideas and desire for the the past we're gonna make ourselves very, very unhappy. If only, if only people knew that their inner self talk and opinions - limiting beliefs in Life Coaching speak - harm themselves they'd be more careful about what they thought. But most are unaware and so....Anger, frustration, unfulfillment and pain result.

I'd like to know what those great UK writers, Charlie Dickens, Bill Blake, Will Shakespeare, ("There is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so") etc. would have to say about the contemporary UK. For they are the opinions I'd revere. Insightful, compassionate and universal. I Wish you Well. John.
P.S. Apologies if this sounds like a lecture but I was a lecturer, ha, ha.