The Cyprus Problem - an Explanation
Posted: Sun 03 Apr 2016 7:54 am
The Cyprus Problem, as explained to a Greek Cypriot child.
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Adonis, let me explain the problem, by giving you a brief History of Cyprus:
Everything was lovely.
Cyprus was a Greek Island, and always had been, for as long as anyone could remember.
The entire Island belonged to us Christians.
A few lazy, heathen Turks lived happily alongside us, tending their goats and scratching a living from the dirt.
We were kind to them, and let them work for us.
There was never any trouble.
Then suddenly, one sunny day, for no reason at all, Turkey invaded Cyprus.
They killed and raped Women and Children.
They burnt houses, ate babies, and forced us to leave our homes and become refugees.
We are still refugees, to this very day.
Nowadays, there are tens of thousands of armed soldiers patrolling the streets of Kyrenia.
It is not safe for us to go there anymore, because we would be attacked instantly by the savage Turks, who are little more than animals.
The Turks now live in YOUR house, on YOUR land, but one day we will return you to your rightful home in Kyrenia, and force the dirty Turks to leave.
The end.
So, Adonis, can you see what the Cyprus Problem is?
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Adonis, let me explain the problem, by giving you a brief History of Cyprus:
Everything was lovely.
Cyprus was a Greek Island, and always had been, for as long as anyone could remember.
The entire Island belonged to us Christians.
A few lazy, heathen Turks lived happily alongside us, tending their goats and scratching a living from the dirt.
We were kind to them, and let them work for us.
There was never any trouble.
Then suddenly, one sunny day, for no reason at all, Turkey invaded Cyprus.
They killed and raped Women and Children.
They burnt houses, ate babies, and forced us to leave our homes and become refugees.
We are still refugees, to this very day.
Nowadays, there are tens of thousands of armed soldiers patrolling the streets of Kyrenia.
It is not safe for us to go there anymore, because we would be attacked instantly by the savage Turks, who are little more than animals.
The Turks now live in YOUR house, on YOUR land, but one day we will return you to your rightful home in Kyrenia, and force the dirty Turks to leave.
The end.
So, Adonis, can you see what the Cyprus Problem is?
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