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Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Sat 19 Sep 2020 6:48 pm
by Brinsley
Watching/listening to numerous news media outlet agencies from around the world, my conclusion for a solution is this:
An alcohol breathalyser type system for an immediate covid result showing green/clear would be paramount for easy movement/transfer of world trade and travellers. Those that fail to be taken away to a Government sanitised accommodation financed by the UN.
Whatever successful vaccine immunisation which may be developed will not be able to cope with the World population. So, how to prove that the individual has actually received it? Remember the MMR conspiracy theories which denied some kids of their lives due to parental naivety! I have no idea, but.................................................
THE COVID BREATHALYSER
EASY TO USE
IMMEDIATE RESULT
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Re: Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Sun 20 Sep 2020 9:03 am
by Groucho
Bollocks...

Re: Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Sun 20 Sep 2020 9:44 am
by Hedge-fund
Groucho wrote:
Sun 20 Sep 2020 9:03 am
Bollocks...

Good point - well made.

Re: Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Sun 20 Sep 2020 10:48 am
by EnjoyingTheSun
Think you might be taking enough drugs already mate

Re: Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Mon 21 Sep 2020 8:32 pm
by Brinsley
True, lost the plot on local gin and cabin fever for the last 6 months. I might even agree with 'Groucho', but the scenario is getting no better as different media outlet information lends me to further despair of my declining depression; another bottle calls!!

Re: Covid/Corona solution?

Posted: Tue 22 Sep 2020 10:14 am
by Kanonier
Brinsley wrote:
Mon 21 Sep 2020 8:32 pm
True, lost the plot on local gin and cabin fever for the last 6 months. I might even agree with 'Groucho', but the scenario is getting no better as different media outlet information lends me to further despair of my declining depression; another bottle calls!!
That's the spirit!