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Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 11:25 am
by gemini39
KNock knock
Whos there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thank u
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 11:52 am
by Soner
LOL, took some time but i got it.
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 11:58 am
by gemini39
Much easier when doing face to face
Another one to get round
School girl to mother " Teacher threw a pint of milk all over me today"
Mother " how dare he"
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 3:06 pm
by Royalcorpsoftranspor
Sorry can't around joke 2 must be a senior moment on my behalf Lol.
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 5:29 pm
by Soner
I think it sounds like Cow Dairy.
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 5:56 pm
by gemini39
This may get a third star
How dare he - HOW DAIRY
Better said than written
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 7:14 pm
by Soner
I think you should lose a star Gemini39. I think Mothers reply should have been HOW DAIRY instead of How Dare He. I think there was a little mix up in you telling the joke.
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 8:32 pm
by Marions
Got the first biggish joke, just by saying it aloud, but the teacher/he thing is totally lost on me. I must be on a wrong planet!
Re: Streetwise Joke
Posted: Wed 25 Apr 2012 9:16 pm
by BLUE BUTTERFLY
Hi gemini 39:)
Don't give up the day job