A view from another angle:
Posted: Fri 15 Feb 2013 5:46 pm
Warning: children on footpath.
Unfortunately some thoughtless people appear to be bringing their children when using this foothpath.
The smaller ones are crawling about collecting unpleasant items (pebbles, worms etc.) and tripping people up. Larger ones are running around screaming and barging into people. Fortunately skaters and boarders etc. can use them to practice weaving and dodging, but two cyclists have fallen off, and one has been lassoosed by a kite string and is now following the example of her famous ancestress Anne Boylin and haunting St. Hilarian Castle singing "With my head tucked ..........."
The ground is littered with dropped ice cream and toffee papers, broken glass etc. The popular motor cycle "Roar Past" has been cancelled because of the dangerous surface.
Dogs, when not being chased or used as target practice for laser guns, are being used to wipe sticky fingers and deposit unwanted food. One little horror , after dropping her lolly on the ground, licked it and offered it to an innocent dog.
The horse simply bolted and was last heard of asking the donkeys of the Karpas for political asylum.
It is small compensation that this has got rid of the fuddy duddies. They were put off by the toilets blocked by dirty nappies and seats daubed with milk and orange juice and worse. If the child who pinched my zimmer frame does not return it, you will all be kept in after school.
In future, children must be on a lead at all times, and owners must carry buckets and mops and scrubbing brushes to clean up after them.
To enforce this, by kind permission of Captain Mainwaring, C Platoon will patrol the path. Corporal Jones will if necessary order "fixed bayonettes" and you all know what that means,
Unfortunately some thoughtless people appear to be bringing their children when using this foothpath.
The smaller ones are crawling about collecting unpleasant items (pebbles, worms etc.) and tripping people up. Larger ones are running around screaming and barging into people. Fortunately skaters and boarders etc. can use them to practice weaving and dodging, but two cyclists have fallen off, and one has been lassoosed by a kite string and is now following the example of her famous ancestress Anne Boylin and haunting St. Hilarian Castle singing "With my head tucked ..........."
The ground is littered with dropped ice cream and toffee papers, broken glass etc. The popular motor cycle "Roar Past" has been cancelled because of the dangerous surface.
Dogs, when not being chased or used as target practice for laser guns, are being used to wipe sticky fingers and deposit unwanted food. One little horror , after dropping her lolly on the ground, licked it and offered it to an innocent dog.
The horse simply bolted and was last heard of asking the donkeys of the Karpas for political asylum.
It is small compensation that this has got rid of the fuddy duddies. They were put off by the toilets blocked by dirty nappies and seats daubed with milk and orange juice and worse. If the child who pinched my zimmer frame does not return it, you will all be kept in after school.
In future, children must be on a lead at all times, and owners must carry buckets and mops and scrubbing brushes to clean up after them.
To enforce this, by kind permission of Captain Mainwaring, C Platoon will patrol the path. Corporal Jones will if necessary order "fixed bayonettes" and you all know what that means,