where is ian crumpy?

[andre514]

hardly a day went by without his "jolly" report of a traffic accident,
thunderstorm...or a wholly predictable foul-up in the administration

wudjabaleevit: that half million pound james bond themed party was
organised by the swedish secret service ....and not in north cyprus!

shome mishtake shurely?

[Soner]

I was just thinking the same. Maybe he is on holiday...

[Keithcaley]

The last time that I 'bent his ear' by email, he told me that he hadn't been on the forum much because he is very busy preparing for the new school year.

I did persuade him to come on and give us his view of the statistics re. the voting on the Annan plan...

[deputydawg]

Andre. Give me a moment. Knock, knock, "IS THERE ANYONE THERE" ?............Knock, knock, "IS THERE ANYONE THERE" ?........................... bu...r, nuffink 'eard. He has now been "shaken" but not "stirred". I hope he has not gone after a news scoop on Lord Lucan as he could be gone a long time !

[Keithcaley]

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DD, my sister went on holiday to a place that was so remote, she swore that Lord Lucan
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rode past on Shergar
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But I don't think that Crumpy's gone there!
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[deputydawg]

"Whip" up some enthusiasm for your "lead", Keith, and stay tall in the "saddle" You may get something from the horse's mouth to guide you in the "pursuit" My pathetic effort to trace Ian proves that he is not gone in the "medium" term !

[Keithcaley]

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[iancrumpy]

Hi guys,
I'm quite touched that my absence from the forum was even noticed
Re : "Maybe he's on holiday" - Actually Soner, when I'm on school holidays, I have more time on my hands to scan what's in the TC press and post news of "jolly" car crashes etc on the forum But as Keith wrote in his first message above, these days I am "busy preparing for the new school year" here in Magusa
However, we did have a few days' holiday visiting my son in Istanbul ... and to prove it I have attached a photo showing the two of us together ... just before we lunched with Lord Lucan ...
Rgds,
Crumpy

[deputydawg]

I love a happy ending. I hope Lucan paid for your lunches and a carry out for Shergar

[Soner]

Good to hear from you again.... really did get worried, lol.

[Marions]

glad you are still alive, kicking and informative as ever. stay with us now, please! Never mind mixing with the titled gentry, Kibkomers are so muchnicer!