A very short love story.... joke

Groucho · Post by **Groucho** » Sun 29 Nov 2015 11:52 am

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1.00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Lady, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket?

I'm awfully cold'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'

'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied................'Get your own effing blanket.'

Johnny Lee · Post by **Johnny Lee** » Sun 29 Nov 2015 12:34 pm

Nice One.

MoBry · Post by **MoBry** » Tue 01 Dec 2015 12:17 pm

Got a good one too: women who carry extra weight live a much longer life than men who mention it.

jock1 · Post by **jock1** » Wed 02 Dec 2015 2:52 pm

FILTH !!

kiplet · Post by **kiplet** » Thu 03 Dec 2015 7:32 am

Lol !