Streetwise Joke

[gemini39]

KNock knock
Whos there?
Biggish
Biggish who?
No thank u

[Soner]

LOL, took some time but i got it.

[gemini39]

Much easier when doing face to face

Another one to get round

School girl to mother " Teacher threw a pint of milk all over me today"
Mother " how dare he"

[Royalcorpsoftranspor]

Sorry can't around joke 2 must be a senior moment on my behalf Lol.

[Soner]

I think it sounds like Cow Dairy.

[gemini39]

This may get a third star

How dare he - HOW DAIRY
Better said than written

[Soner]

I think you should lose a star Gemini39. I think Mothers reply should have been HOW DAIRY instead of How Dare He. I think there was a little mix up in you telling the joke.

[Marions]

Got the first biggish joke, just by saying it aloud, but the teacher/he thing is totally lost on me. I must be on a wrong planet!

[BLUE BUTTERFLY]

Hi gemini 39:)

Don't give up the day job