Barry Snakes is back at The Fez on Friday 23 August 8pm till late, playing plugged and unplugged in the courtyard at The Fez, Catalkoy to give your weekend a kick start!
Great music, great atmosphere, great food and service what more is needed for a GREAT Friday night out!!!
'Fezant' Snakes
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barrysnakes
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Thanks for the plug ASAP the Fez aways a great place to play and got some new songs also ! come along and be a "Fez-ant Plucker" to regards Barry
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mishmash
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More new songs!!!! Do we get a clue as to what they are or is it top secret??
Any new jokes ?
Any new jokes ?
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barrysnakes
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Hello Mishmash ! no probs ! working on some new Thin Lizzy stuff and may be a chance that we will have a very special super talented young lady singing her own compositions (with a little help from her friends) who just cannot be missed. Regards Barry
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mishmash
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Now I am intrigued, guess that means a trip out to Catalkoy then
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pebbles
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some Snakes jokes barry you can use them if you like xx
Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
Q: What is a snakes favorite dance?
A: The Mamba
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
Q: What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
A: "Don't be such a rattle-tail!"
Q: What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A: A pythong.
Q: What kind of snake is completely different?
A: A Monty Python.
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
Q: If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
A swallow!
Q: Why couldn't the female snake have any babies? A: Because she'd had a hiss-terectomy!
Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
Q: What clothing might sister snakes share?
A: Co-bras!
Q: How does a snake shoot something?
A: With a boa and arrow!
Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
Q: What snake is a member of the band?
A: The RATTLEsnake!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A PIE-THON!
Q: How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
A: With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!
Q: What is the most popular snake dialect? A: Boomslang!
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road ?
A: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a snake walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the snake's mouth, raised his eyes
Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
Q: What is a snakes favorite dance?
A: The Mamba
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
Q: What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
A: "Don't be such a rattle-tail!"
Q: What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A: A pythong.
Q: What kind of snake is completely different?
A: A Monty Python.
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
Q: If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
A swallow!
Q: Why couldn't the female snake have any babies? A: Because she'd had a hiss-terectomy!
Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
Q: What clothing might sister snakes share?
A: Co-bras!
Q: How does a snake shoot something?
A: With a boa and arrow!
Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
Q: What snake is a member of the band?
A: The RATTLEsnake!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A PIE-THON!
Q: How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
A: With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!
Q: What is the most popular snake dialect? A: Boomslang!
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder!
Q: Why did the snake cross the road ?
A: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a snake walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the snake's mouth, raised his eyes
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barrysnakes
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Oh Pebbles !!!!! and you have the cheek to ask me not to tell jokes blimey charlie !!!!!! at least you laughed at "sam september" !!!! regards Barry ps hope you wear the disguises at the Fez Friday !!!! absolutely fantastic !!!
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mishmash
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Well done The Fez, excellent service as always and of course for having Barry there.
Well done Barry an exceptional performance tonight, fantastic music really enjoyed it and you made a great atmosphere (will blame you for my new house guest who appears to have settled very well !!!!).
Great to see Pebbles in disguise again!
Roll on September 20th is that the right date?
Well done Barry an exceptional performance tonight, fantastic music really enjoyed it and you made a great atmosphere (will blame you for my new house guest who appears to have settled very well !!!!).
Great to see Pebbles in disguise again!
Roll on September 20th is that the right date?
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pebbles
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What a great night thank you Barry, fab as always, enjoyed my t bone steak too, wonderful stuff xx thank you for playing Radar Love after such a big set cheers
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barrysnakes
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Hello Pebbles, Mishmash A big thank you to you and everyone who came, for making it a really great evening. Fantastic atmosphere and a great singalong not to mention the dancing and bearded guests ha ha ! hope to see you there again Friday 20th September. regards Barry
