Joke (old) - Nationality, EU Style

[deputydawg]

Paddy said that his first born son was born on St Patrick's Day so he was named Patrick.

Jock said that his first born son arrived on St Andrew's Day hence he was called Andrew.

Taffy said that his first born son was delivered on St David's Day thus he was called David.

I told them 'Ow abowt that fur a coincidence then, exactly the same fing 'appened to me son "Pancake" !

[dippersgirl]

[BLUE BUTTERFLY]

Been digging out the old christmas crackers have you?

[deputydawg]

'ello Flutterby Got wot I deserved, 10/10 for pathetic. The Wildebeest has seen the thread on psychotherapy (a growing industry since the loss of Margery Proops ?). Wilde now keeps singing "They're coming to take you away ha ha, he he, ha ha" etc. I have a cunning plan I take refuge down the pond discussing with the Koi and my little green frog friends "resistence to interrogation" tactics, and for the worst scenario "escape and evasion". Combined with "Jungle warfare and survival" I feel reasonably secure. Who is singing now ? "They will never take me away, ha ha. he he, ha ha

[andrew4232]

maybe we should start up a joke book ready for those long cold nights

[BLUE BUTTERFLY]

Andrew, by all means humour him , but please don't encourage him.

[Keithcaley]

.
.
E's mad, E is, Barking mad, Stark, Staring Bonkers

Do you remember that song "Don't jump off the roof, Dad"? - well, his kids wrote that....
.
.
.
.